I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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