He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
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It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
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Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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