I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
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Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
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You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
My butt remains clenched, sir.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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