This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
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she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
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I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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