Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
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just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
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Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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