I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
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Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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