It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
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They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
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they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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