arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
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Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
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I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
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Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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