I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
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so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
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he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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