i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Barsexuality is the new black.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
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We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
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Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
wow bdsm is so cute
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