Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
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I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
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Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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