Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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