i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
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Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
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so much tequila, so little girl.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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