You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
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We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
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we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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