Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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