Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
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No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
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Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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