Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
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i really wish james franco would like my vagina
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
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She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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