Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
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Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
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I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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