there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
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Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
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But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
wow bdsm is so cute
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
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