Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
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Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
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So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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