I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
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we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
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It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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