YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
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Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
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There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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