I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
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like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
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.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
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