My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
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