I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
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I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
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Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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