were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
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I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
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Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
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