You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
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Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
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Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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