it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
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I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
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How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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