I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
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Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
ttyl tear gas
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
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So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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