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he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
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We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
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Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
third nipple confirmed
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Do you remember whose house we're in?
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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