that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
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I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
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Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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