Quick, to the slutcave!
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
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He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
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also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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