You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
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Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
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he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
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