oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
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They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
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I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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