Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
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We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
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THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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