He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
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promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
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he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
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