: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
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This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
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On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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