There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
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She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
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I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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