Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
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NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
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He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
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