My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
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i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Why is your signature on my underwear?
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
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I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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