I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
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Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
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So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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