I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
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why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
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Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
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