Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
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just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
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While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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