so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
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someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
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I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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