When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
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She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
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They took my balls.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
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