love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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