I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
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That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
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After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize