then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
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So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
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they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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