we're chasing vodka with high fives
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
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Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
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I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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