I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
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Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
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I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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